The Draft

So the draft (NFL stylie) is coming up. I think the world would be a better place if I could draft more things and people. I guess it would really just be a better place for me. I would draft all kinds of people: pizza delivery guys, plumbers, people walking dogs, their all on the table. And I would have people do shit that had no relation to the position they were being drafted for. I'd get all the possible 'drivers who are near me on the road' and have them run a mile in under six minutes. I'd find a couple people I want to sit next to on the bus and see how much they can bench. Then, just to make it more draft like, I would draft some jackass to draft away the occasional guy that I wanted on my team just to make me fall back on plan B. Damn, what a country. That's what I'm talkin' about when I talk about freedom, baby.

Draft aside. I am currently placo del firsto in my fantasy baseball league. That being said, we have only had a week of games, it won't last and I frickin' hate baseball. There's something about a sport that contains like ten minutes of actual play over a period of seventeen hours that rubs me the wrong way. Give me curling any day.