I am Treerarded

Sometimes I think my IQ has settled in around the 52 mark. Por instance, I like to think that I am good at recognizing total hotness when it hits me in the face. In fact it seems the opposite is true. Especially when total hotness is instantiated in some online or technical thing. When I hear good music, I recognize. Good food, I'm on it. Good books, like a damn madman. Technology and/or website with tons of fun to offer, like I can't hear or see. That's how worthless I am.

Examples: This was all brought to my attention by my recent descent in to Penny-Arcade. That place is:

A) Funny
B) Topical (in a very dork sense)
C) Loaded with cuss words
D) Better than Maddox (which I must confess I indulged in for a while)
E) All of the damn above.

E.

The same can be said (sans swearing and topicality) of Homestar Runner. Another gem that, though pointed out to me more times than I can count, I failed to catch on to. Hell, my 65 year old father was reading Homestar literally a year before I was.

As far as technology goes, hell, I think the best video game system in the world is the SNES. I currently own that, a PS1 (it uses CDs), and a GBA. Wow. Careful not to cut your hands on that stuff. Well, better luck in the future. Let me know if there is something else I am missing.

I wanna be hip.