Shit I Cannot Make Up

I shit you not, I (in my quest for something to put me to sleep. Shit man, if there's one thing in life I'd like to aviod being it's the kind of person who spends time reading blogs at fuckin 3:30 in the morning) found this shit on some bitch's website. Now, I'm not sayin' she's a bad person, I'm just sayin' she's a dumb bitch. Check it:

apeR nak buat eh?!hek hek..n sO..skul was totaLLy suburbaN!mendak sot..got maths..luckily sot takder geography klaU adeR mampos..!conferem aku tidO nyer!muahhaa..hmm..adeR geo hw sak..babi toL..no of pages punyeR la byK..pg 66-78..fark sak!2mr due date n i haven even started sak..hak gi mampos arh..mls beb!hmm...

Wow. I mean Jesus Tits. That is unacfuckinceptable. Shit.