SUSE LINUX

I wish I knew more shit about computers. I went to a damn engineering school for a year, you would think I could figure out some damn linux nonsense. Man, I am retarded. So anyways, I'm trying to get this SUSE LINUX shit to run on my non-laptop. I guess try is the wrong word since I haven't done anything with it yet. But I have low expectations of ability to make it all work. We shall see how it goes.